Techno Library

I set up a server on my network so I could host games. But some damn script kiddie hacked my ports and uploaded a dialer onto it. My connection attempts would reroute to a premium rate number without my knowledge and I'd be charged through the roof at the end of the month. I had a clue what was causing this so I went onto the information highway to find out. I eventually found out what was causing it and disconnected my server from the network. I then found a good anti-virus on the information highway and proceeded to clean my server of any infections. My was there a lot of infections. The guy hadn't just uploaded a dialer to it, but a keylogger that had stolen the credit card information of all the premium members of my website that log onto my server to play my game. Wow was I annoyed. I had to get back at this script kiddie. So I went on the information highway and found a website that listed the contact information for premium phone line owners. I quickly found his and hacked his network with my super hacking skills. I uploaded a Trojan and then a key logger and stole his pay pal account information and his premium phone line log-in information. I then siphoned off al of his pay pal balance to my own and redirected payments from his premium phone line to my pay pal account. Needless to say he was very angry and called the cops on me. But he ended up going to jail because I have friends in high places that help me out when I'm in a tight situation. It's because I helped the CIA defeat communism in the 1980's. I travelled to Russia in a jet every day and battled communism wherever it was to be found. Those poor communists didn't stand a chance. They were no match for the awesome power of liberty, equality and freedom. Their cities were left in smouldering ruins, their armies reduced to dust, their navies consigned to the bottom of the briney sea and their airforce left rusting in Siberia.